Procrastination, part 2

Heh heh heh...

Evil ideas brewing...

So I've used...?

1? Yeah, I used 1.

2? Yeah.

3? I just did.

Well that only leaves number 4, and I reeeeeally don't wanna go there...

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I just number 4-ed you!

PROCRASTINATION ROCKS!!!

~April Mae, the evil genius (kind of)

Procrastination!

Hi nobody!

Because nobody reads this, or they stopped because I haven't posted in FOREVER!!!

So now you know something about me, I am a HUUUUUUGE procrastinator! I will put it off and put it off and put it off forever and ever and ever! I once had to finish my math homework at 5:00 AM because I didn't do it (I don't know how many people besides me have done that... Maybe 5,000,000?).

Hey guess what? I have a quick question for you guys!

True or false?

Am I procrastinating right now?!

The answer is YES!!!

So adios amigos!

~April Mae

Amy The Unicorn

Hi!

So I said I was going to tell you about my summer, right?

Now I will!

After I explain something...

And finish this donut.

Okay. Here's what needed explaining: In my last post, I said Amy was obsessed with unicorns. Well I didn't word that quite right.

Amy IS a unicorn (duh) but she thinks she's so great because she's 6 years old and can levitate a pencil. I'm like, Amy, nobody cares about your stupid pencil!

So what I meant was that Amy is obsessed with BEING a unicorn.

Oops! My time ran out... I guess I'll have to tell you later.

Meet April Mae!

Hi! My name is April Mae! This is my first time blogging so I don't really know much :D. 

I just wanted to share my summer with somepony and my family is NOT an option. Because:

a. They've heard it 1,0000000000000 times.

& b. They were there too!

Here we are:

 Me, who is 10 years old & just 
had a semi-craptastic summer:
 

 My super annoying little sister,
Amy, who is OBSESSED with
 unicorns & gummy bears: 


My Dad, who is a lot like me,
only he got better grades :P: 


And my mom, who looks 
a lot like Amy, only she
actually bothers to brush
her mane:


Also, my best friend Miranda is not an option, because she's at flight camp and she's heard it 5,00000000+ times over the phone.

Miranda, my BFF!:

So, um, bye! I'll tell you about my summer later! >:)

~April Mae